Calll me strange, but theres a kind of magic to a brown eyed girl

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I honestly wish I could start this off with something epic or sweet or even NORMAL sounding, but I can't, and to be perfectly blunt, I know Im about to make myself sound like a total man whore, and maybe at heart, that's all I really am, maybe at my core, despite all the efforts of myself and my parents, to mold me into a decent, chivalrous, honorable and even morally upright young man, under the many layers of good stuff, I'm really just a greedy, selfish and lonely person looking for the next warm fuzzy, a dude looking for little more than pair of nice tits, sweet lips and stunning shapely legs to hold up a pretty face and some soft sweet smelling hair.


God I love girls, I really do...

Don't tell my magic doesn't exist, because if you think that, then you've NEVER looked into the eyes of another human being, and be so overcome with emotion desire, and longing to just touch them every where at once and try to meld yourself with them, at the very least, you've never been in that place and never wanted to leave it.


But for me, there's something about a girl with big brown eyes, chocolate colored pools of magical flesh and water that pull me in, the darkness, the texture, the shine, all of it is just... I can't even really explain it, but it makes me a puppy on a leash to what or whereever she looks, and when a girl with brown eyes laughs?

The sparkle is that much more magical I feel, I mean, blue eyes are nice, pretty and all kinds of bright and cherry and creative, hazel eyes are always thoughtful, or crazy, (I should know, my eyes are some strange constantly shifting mix of blue and hazel) green eyes... I personally don't understand the appeal of them, I mean... I always thought that the REALLY green colored eyes where creepy myself...

I mean, Green? Sorry, no offense meant, but fuck me blind, green eyes are kinda scary ya know?


But brown... Hmm... Brown eyes...

Brown eyes are earthy, naturally mysterious, they always ALWAYS look amazing in the sunlight, when it hits them just right, you realize just how dark or light they are, and the total depth of them, of the texture and shades they hold, and they WILL pull you in close, when they do...


Hmm...


Brown eyed girls are the best kissers EVER.

Bar none, and I should know, Ive kissed enough of them, and more than a few blue and hazel eyed girls, and yes, even a pair of Green eyed girls, and I just gotta say, Blue eyed girls are all lips and noise, NICE lips and noise, and that's not exactly bad, then hazel eyed girls are always enthusiastic but sometimes a tad too much so, again not always bad, and the green eyed girls?

Total mouth whores.


But every brown-eyed girl I’ve kissed... Sweet Geezus H Christo on a cracker jack box...

Always soft, always tender, always just a tad shy at first, and always, ALWAYS hitting at that something more, than when the moment hits, it hits like an atom bomb, it's like nothing else I can describe, your kissing and its sweet and then you push in a touch more, really enjoying it, and then KA-BAM! She's got you by the lower lip, and her hands are holding onto your head like shes about to fall off the edge of a hole and your face is the only thing keeping her alive, her lips are trying their damnedest to merge with yours in a permanent fashion and if shes REALLY a keeper, her tongue will be trying to polish your tonsils to a shiny luster, assuming you still have your tonsils that is, if not, expect your own tongue to feel rather fruity and minty pretty dammed quick.


I'll keep my thoughts and comments here to that, as the next few steps get REALLY graphic and while I do enjoy that, mamma and dad taught me to not kiss and tell... well, not everything anyways xD


As you can likely guess, of the now 6 girls Ive been involved with in my romantic life, three of them where brown eyed girls, and no, Ive not dated a green eyed girl, but I have... Shall we say "hooked up" with more than 2 of them, your mileage may vary on the exact definition of that term, I know mine did xD



Now unto thee I shall unveil the dark secret many do not know of me.


I've batted for both sides.


if you dont savvy, my meaning, let me nut shell it for you:

Once or twice, at a few parties where I was being a total loose cannon, I engaged in what is commonly called a "threesome" and the once ore twice I speak of, there was only one girl, and I ended up being the meat in a sexual sandwich.


There, thats out there and done with.


No its not exactly something I'll be doing again, it was just me being too dammed buzzed and horny to really give a shit of the hole I was plugging was male or female at that moment, and its why Ive pretty much sworn off getting myself so shit faced that I wake up in a room with used condoms littering the place and naked people piled upon each other, me in the middle of it.


After the second (or was it third?) time that happened, I decided to clean myself up and knock it off, which I did, and I'm still glad I did.


There’s more, but I DO have some OTHER important things to accomplish today, so on that bombshell, I shall end this days blog.


Yeah yeah snappy salutations here,

~Caleb