Friday, July 25, 2014

The United States of America


Last time I bothered to check, this was America, the United States of, where you are (ideally) free to swill beer, chug whiskey, Coke-a-Cola, feast upon Mac Donalds daily, balloon to 400 pounds, smoke Marlboro cigarettes by the carton, read the Bible, say whatever crosses your mind, wield a fucking Tompson Sub-Machine gun and drive a damn Corvette at 100 miles an hour while waving the Stars n Stripes and blasting @Ted Nugent till your ears bleed and die happy, because this is the greatest idea mankind has ever come up with, and we should all have the chance to live as God intended us to, wrapped up in the glorious opprotunities of Life, Liberty, and the perusuit of happyness, all without screwing around with everyone elses same God given rights to either do the same or not.

*mic drop*

-Caleb