Cost for one hour of therapy: $30 with insurance. (x5)
Cost for one half gallon of an above average local brand of blended bourbon whiskey: $37.50
Cost for a divorce lawyer: $1600
Miscellaneous incurred costs for everything else: $1000 (est.)
Total estimated costs over 11 weeks and 5 days: $3193.50
Cost for a relationship meant to be the center of your life ending with 1 re-broken heart and 1 mauled psyche: 10 years
This is the cost of being made a single man again at the age of 34.
Compared to the national average, I got off cheap I guess.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there is music, drink, and the reasonable if illogical resolve of stubborn pride born hope and a refusal to give up.
So much for my former titles of Husband, reacher and opener of things, giver of food and orgasms.
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